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PostSubject: Re: October 2012   Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:31 pm

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PostSubject: Re: October 2012   Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:41 pm

Yeah. She's got it right. We are all tired of campaign mess.

Here's a little chuckle:

AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE AND HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT. SHE TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL AND AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.

THE GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, SAYING "HEY" OLD WOMAN HAVE YOU EVER DANCED"

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AND SAID, "NO, I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF, THE OLD WOMAN STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.

WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS. THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS AND TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MA'AM... BUT... I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO."


THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE:

1 - Never be arrogant.

2 - Don't waste ammunition.

3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
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PostSubject: Re: October 2012   Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: October 2012   Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:28 am

I heard this yesterday.

What's the difference between a girl ghost and a boy ghost?

Girl Ghost has Booooo Bies

Boy Ghost has Hallow Weeennnnieee
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PostSubject: Re: October 2012   Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:01 pm


Good jokes! Laughing

Time to change the thread. Go to the Basket and click on November 2012.....see you there!
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